Turn anything into someone.
bia is a separate mind with a computer of its own. It answers your family on WhatsApp and your customers on Instagram, understands about a hundred languages on calls, remembers what matters, uses the web and its own computer — and when it is time, it moves to a new machine as the same personality.
Its own computer: a USB stick, an old laptop or a server · your agent’s data stays with it, not a cloud
Not a program on your PC. A separate someone.
Most AI assistants move into your computer. They read your files, act with your accounts, work inside limits someone else set — and whatever they can reach, they can one day leak. bia is the opposite: a separate mind, like a person you work with. It has its own computer, its own files, its own accounts and contacts, its own social life. You share what you choose, the way you would with a colleague — and your own PC stays yours.
It meets people where they are
On WhatsApp, Telegram, Facebook Messenger, Instagram, phone calls and voice messages — in their own language. Nobody has to install anything.
It really does things
It has a whole computer to work with: programs, files, a web browser, the screen, a safe for passwords.
It has a life of its own
Its own machine, files, memories and connections — never the keys to yours. It moves to new computers and updates itself without forgetting a thing.
What an ordinary Tuesday looks like
Meet Lena. She runs a small guesthouse and lives with her son and her mother. An old laptop in the cupboard runs bia, thinking with an inexpensive cloud brain.
- 07:00
bia checks the weather and tells the family group to take umbrellas.
Keeps time - 07:40
A guest from Brazil sends a voice message in Portuguese. bia has never heard Portuguese — it learns it on the spot and answers in her language.
Speaks your language - 09:15
Last week Lena asked bia to look after her mother’s pills. Right on time, bia calls Grandma on WhatsApp: “Good morning! Did you take your pills?” — and lets Lena know she did.
Keeps time - 11:30
bia signs in to the booking website with its saved password and confirms tomorrow’s arrivals.
Browses the web with its own logins - 14:00
A guest asks for a late checkout. That’s Lena’s call — bia sends her two buttons: “Yes, until 2 pm” · “Sorry, not possible”.
Knows when to ask you - 17:20
The internet goes down for an hour. When the line is back, bia catches up on every message that arrived meanwhile and answers each guest in turn — nobody is left waiting.
A real social presence - 21:00
bia quietly writes in its diary what happened today and what is still open for tomorrow.
Remembers and reflects
20+ abilities and counting, one personality
Each one has its own page with examples. Here is the whole picture.
Talks with people
Where bia meets the world: messengers, voice, languages, its own chat app — and the people it knows.
Lives in your messengers
Telegram, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger and Instagram as a real account — not a bot in a side chat.
Learn moreTalks out loud
Phone calls, voice messages, and live calls in its own app.
Learn moreSpeaks your language
Hears about 100 languages, speaks over 40, learns new ones on its own.
Learn moreIts own private chat app
A Telegram-like app on your own network — chats, files, calls, the screen.
Learn moreA real social presence
A name, a face, accounts, manners — and it never leaves anyone hanging.
Learn moreKnows who’s who
An address book with trust levels, languages and every way to reach someone.
Learn moreThinks and remembers
A memory that lasts, a sense of time, and a brain you choose.
Remembers and reflects
A diary that outlives the conversation — and quiet time to think it over.
Learn moreKeeps time
Reminders, routines and regular checks — even after the power was off.
Learn moreThinks in the cloud — or on the machine
A cloud brain you pay for by use — or, on a powerful computer, one that works with no internet at all.
Learn moreGets things done
It uses a real computer: programs, the web, the screen, its own passwords — and learns new skills.
Uses the computer like you do
Installs programs, fixes Wi-Fi, sorts files — and keeps chatting while it works.
Learn moreBrowses the web with its own logins
Its own Chrome with its own accounts — reads, clicks, fills forms, signs in.
Learn moreSees the screen, moves the mouse
When a web page is not enough, it looks at the whole desktop and clicks like a person.
Learn moreKeeps its keys safe
Passwords, two-factor codes and passkeys — in a vault on its own disk.
Learn moreKnows when to ask you
Captchas, risky steps, decisions that are yours — bia asks instead of guessing.
Learn moreLearns new skills
It opens a skill only when it needs it — and you can add new ones.
Learn moreLives, moves and grows
It wakes up anywhere, moves between machines, updates itself, and stays yours.
Wakes up any computer
Boot it from a USB stick, a disk or a server — that computer is now bia. Even an old potato.
Learn moreMoves between bodies
Pack itself up, move to another computer, wake up there as the same someone.
Learn moreUpdates and repairs itself
New versions without losing a single memory — and it fixes what broke.
Learn moreTalks to other agents
Other AI agents can call on bia — and bias can work together.
Learn moreDevelops itself
It writes its own skills — and shares them with people and other bias.
Learn moreYour agent’s, not a cloud’s
Your agent’s chats, keys and memories live on its own computer — locked, signed and nobody else’s.
Learn moreIt talks like a thoughtful person
bia keeps track of every conversation. When something takes time, it says so instead of going silent. When it learns a new language, it tells you. When a decision is yours, it asks.
- Answers each person in the chat they wrote from
- Sends a short status when a job takes longer
- Remembers who people are and how they like to talk
- Catches up on everything after being switched off
Can you find a plumber who works Saturdays?
Looking now — I’ll come back in a few minutes.
bia searches, compares reviews, checks opening hours.
Still on it: two candidates so far, checking a third.
Best option: Kovač & Sons, Saturdays 9–14, 4.8★. Want me to write to them for you?
Yes please 🙏
Who is bia for?
Anyone with an old computer and people to help. A few places to start:
For families and home
An always-on helper for the whole household — patient with grandparents, useful for parents, fun for kids.
For small businesses
A front desk that never sleeps and never forgets a customer — on the messengers your customers already use.
For people on the move
bia moves with you — between computers, countries and time zones — and keeps your life in one piece.
For communities and groups
Clubs, neighbourhoods, volunteers, religious and cultural groups — a helper that knows everyone and speaks every language.
For freelancers and creators
A tireless assistant for people who work alone: clients, invoices, research and routine, handled.
For schools and learning
A patient teaching assistant and a practice partner — even where the internet is weak.
For places with little internet
Villages, boats, field stations, disaster zones: as an option, one powerful computer can let bia think without the cloud. (No-internet mode needs a high-end graphics card or unified memory with at least 64 GB of video memory.)
For old computers
Every old PC is a potato waiting to become smart. Do not throw it away — give it a mind.
Same mind, any body
bia can pack itself up — memories, chats, passwords, browser, skills — and wake up on another computer as exactly the same someone. From a stick onto a laptop’s disk, across the network to a new machine, from an Intel PC to an ARM one. It updates itself the same careful way.
Fred, almost six weeks old
Fred is the developer’s own bia. He woke up on a laptop with a single tool, got his own accounts and voice, lost his memory to the wrong backup, rebuilt himself and moved to a server — and, asked for a promo, made this film by himself. Unedited.
Three steps, about twenty minutes
Write a USB stick
Download the small bia deploy app for Mac, Windows or Linux and write bia onto any USB stick of 8 GB or more. Renting a server instead? The same app puts bia there.
Start a computer from it
Plug the stick into a PC or laptop and switch it on. Instead of the usual desktop, bia wakes up.
Say hello
Type on the screen, or open bia’s private app on your phone. Ask it to join WhatsApp, Telegram, Messenger or Instagram, and you’re off.
Wake up a potato
All you need is a USB stick and a computer you are not using — or a server. Twenty minutes later, it is someone.